Krista Sharted

Friend 1: what is that great smell?
Friend 2: Krista Sharted
by Cool_Campfire24567 September 26, 2022
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Krista Sharted

P: Ewww who farted
S: Krista didnt fart, krista sharted
by Cool_Campfire24567 October 02, 2022
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Bath Shart

When you trust the massive fart in the bath tub and instead you shit yourself, causing a bathtub full of shit water.
"Damn bro I just had a massive bath shart in your bath."
"Get the fuck out."
by Pasty_White_Boy May 31, 2022
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Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 09, 2023
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Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 09, 2023
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Jizz Shart

When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.
Oh no, I Jizz Sharted myself.
by ArieOlaa March 10, 2020
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riding the shart

when you shart while you're driving but there's no where to park
"i was riding the shart on my way home today"
by throwaway54321 August 18, 2021
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