Sam Poulin

Hottest kid you've ever met. Awesome personality. Has like, the best taste in music. He is super artsy and likes taking pictures. All the girls love him, but he's like way too cool for them. He's really kind, and has way to much money for his own good. He's probably gonna be president one day, and he's gonna get 99 percent of the votes. The other one percent is gonna be those haters trying to hate cuz he's so cool.

Girl 1: "OMG LOOK AT THAT GUY HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!"
Girl 2: "Well obviously he's hot his name is Sam Poulin."
Girl 1: "STILL HE'S SO HOT OMG OMG OMG!"
Girl 2: "He's also super artsy and nice."
Girl 1: "I wanna get with him so bad!"

by Sam Poulin January 2, 2015

sam lewis

Fat and greasy person who strawberry shortcakes his girlfriend

Yes its ok to break my nose Sam lewis

by MorganEvz February 21, 2015

Sam Fortnam

One lang haired boi who defected from the masterrace to become a PS4 peasent, but hopes to join us again soon.

Thank god that Sam Fortnam is leaving the peasants behind!

by Grognak the Destroyer July 2, 2019

sam and andreas

Just the kuulest kids you could ever meet, sometimes, they need a break in the angry room.

Those Sam and Andreas twins are pretty kuul kids if you ask me!

by The Urban Baller May 13, 2019

Sam O’Brien

Quadriplegic

Sam O’Brien means
Can’t run for shit but he can hit a ball with a stick

by Fffuiifddtyjbgj May 20, 2019

Sam Tarly

The typical smartest, but most fat boy in your class.

Name came from a character initially thrown into Night's Watch, then became a Sage.

Nick is the Sam Tarly of the class.

by Kay Tutan Tayo June 19, 2019

Sam Bowie

To bust (as in ejaculation); going to bust; already bust *just add "d"*

Sam Bowie is quite possible the biggest draft bust in NBA history. He was drafted 2nd in the 1984 to the Portland Trailblazers. He was drafted BEFORE Michael Jordan and John Stockton.

"I'm about to Sam Bowie"

Past Tense:

"Uh, are you on Birth Control?"
"No, why?"
"Cuz I just Sam Bowied"

by Ordainedbaddie September 23, 2017