Salty Sailor

A gay sex term for when a bottom shits/sharts cum all over another person's face.

"Last night Ryan gave Trevor the ol' Salty Sailor in the living room and needed to wash up immediately afterward."

by Sammy Vulva January 3, 2015

Salty Jones

Having a White male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the first male. See also Pepper Johnson.

Matt Drodz was estatic to recieve the Salty Jones from Thibido after a long day at the fudge packing facility.

by Mike November 27, 2003

salty ass

Salty Ass

Noun

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1. When the ass is saltier than a seafarer's puckered bum, abraised by the briny winds, it may be described as such
2. Someone who has breached a threshold of being just too damn salty.

Aw, come on man, I didn't mean to pour balsamic vinegar in your cornflakes! Get your salty ass up and quit moping.

by J~Egg January 8, 2015

Salty Brownie

When you sprinkle salt on your partner's butthole and then take a shot of tequila and proceed to lick the salt off of their butthole.

"I gave him a salty brownie last night, and damn it was savory! It must have been the curry he had yesterday that mixed with the salt."

by Alabama kid February 9, 2010

Salty Cock

Term describing the way the male penis tastes after exercise. Usually sweaty and salty hence the name.

woman 1: "i gave him head after he went to the gym and it was disgusting."

woman 2: "he must have had salty cock."

by yumyumilovepudding April 26, 2010

Salty Broad

The act of a promiscuous woman, not a prostitute, who gives dirty looks, says rude comments, and refuses a drink when you offer to buy one for her at the bar.

"Yo man that salty broad sittin by the taps needs to take her midol before she gets slapped."

by Doug McNug November 18, 2009

salty mouth

To be proven wrong, to be dissed, or embarrassed!

The answer was C not B, salty mouth!

by LaKeisha Martin December 5, 2007