When you are having sex with a girl on her period and you pull out and stick it in her mouth and cum.
Man i fucked this chick last night on her period. I pulled that shit out stuck it in her mouth and gave her a Russian guzzler.
by Sprunkle king February 01, 2017
The most dangerous country on earth. Rich as the Arabs from selling oil on the open market, they have a major grudge with Europe and America over the "Reagan Gambit" that eventually wrecked the Soviet economy and led to much suffering.
They have been using their oil wealth to build up their military. Their military personnel are being very well paid and are highly motivated by the suffering their country has endured since the collapse of the Soviet economy.
They have been using their oil wealth to build up their military. Their military personnel are being very well paid and are highly motivated by the suffering their country has endured since the collapse of the Soviet economy.
Europe is buying nearly all of their oil from the Russian Federation. They can't take any meaningful action against Russia or their oil supply will be shut off.
by mitb September 11, 2008
A seldom used and wildly underappreciated method of blending Eastern European wrestling techniques and sadistic sexual artistry, the Russian grasshopper requires the receiver to kneel in the doggie style position whilst the giver forces the receiver into a full nelson hold and penetrates the preferred orifice. The ensuing and highly anticipated arm thrashing closely resembles a grasshopper helplessly pinned to the ground.
"Are you fucking serious?? You're dumping me because I turned your sister into a russian grasshopper?!"
by Nick Murphy January 06, 2005
An Eastern European sexual practice which involves a man lying on his back while his female partner performs this splits whilst they are having intercourse, the man begins to spin the woman by her legs (at approx. 1278.3696 RPM) until the mans assistance is no longer required. This act is a gymnastic feat performed by only top professionals. It has a 98% mortality rate. There have only been four recorded occasions in which the act has resulted in no fatalities.
Guy 1: "I got to go to the doc's later"
Guy 2: "Why"
Guy 1: "Me and my girlfriend tried to do a Russian Helicopter"
Guy 2: "Ah, what injuries did you sustain"
Guy 1: "Well she died in a state of extreme pleasure and my dick fell off"
Guy 2: "Well that is to be expected"
Guy 1: "Yup... Nice Gilet"
Guy 2 "Cheers, man!"
Guy 2: "Why"
Guy 1: "Me and my girlfriend tried to do a Russian Helicopter"
Guy 2: "Ah, what injuries did you sustain"
Guy 1: "Well she died in a state of extreme pleasure and my dick fell off"
Guy 2: "Well that is to be expected"
Guy 1: "Yup... Nice Gilet"
Guy 2 "Cheers, man!"
by TheMightyGustaf February 13, 2011
When I woke up, I felt something wriggling inside me. It was a worm! Someone had russian landscaped me!
by TH3 CH053N 0N3 June 11, 2009
When you sit on a crouching girl (or guys) face. And she (he) licks your asshole while giving you a reach around hand job.
by Lusk1993 February 22, 2010
When two modern gentlemen both anally penetrate an unsuspecting host, rubbing their upper-class cocks together like two sticks trying to ignite a fire.
"My dearest companion William and I performed the most elegant Russian Campfire on a peasant whore."
by The Twangdillo October 06, 2014