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Rule 9002

If there's a rule, someone doesn't know it, will google it, will ask what it is, will be called a n00b, or will say that the person who cited it is a moron, idiot, or some other term of negativity.
Person 1: That pic is so Rule 34.
Person 2: what's Rule 34? (doesn't know, and asks what it is)
Person 1: If it exsists, there is porn of it.
Person 2: That's not true. I'll google it. (goes and googles it.)
Person 1: It is true, isn't it n00b.
Person2: jerk.

Rule 9002.
by Korana February 2, 2009
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rule 100

Rule 100: There are already so many rules that no one needs to make any more of them.
"Ah, but rule 2401."

"why is that there??? rule 100, damnit!!!"
by Pinky the Floyd September 23, 2009
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Rule Number One

To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
Whovian 1:Rule number one?
Large chorus of Whovians: THE DOCTOR LIES!
Non-Whovian: What the eff?.
by Mels 2 November 27, 2011
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Ja Rule Hater

One who is against Ja Rule and his music (i.e Everyone with a mind which isn't manipulated by the media).
Make it look like a suicide. Now, kill him.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003
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Bauer's Rule

Bauer's Rule, also known as the Poop to Pot Ratio, is used to determine whether a person is a pothead or not. If the number of times one poops in a day is equal or less than the number of times one smokes marijuana a day, then the person is a pothead.
Person One: Man, he says he never smokes, but he looks like such a pothead.

Person Two: Do you know his poop to pot ratio?

Person One: Oh yeah, I remember reading about that in the chemistry book, that's Bauer's Rule. Good call!
by Jitboyforealdo May 30, 2010
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Rule 1

"Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men."

A line from Terry Pratchet's novel, the Thief of Time, spoken by Lu Tze the sweeper.
by Tim the Creator October 31, 2012
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20/80 rule

The rule guys refer to when they think about cheating on their wives/girlfriends.

Their wife/girlfriend is the 80%: she cooks, cleans, gives him all her loving, and has decent sex. But it's never 100%.

The girl he wants to cheat on her with is the 20%: she's very pretty, has a great body, and is perfect at sex. However, she's a slob/druggie/junky/alchy.

(Seen in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married?")
Bill: "I don't know, man. My wife's just not cutting it in the sex department, ya know?"
Joe: "20/80 rule, dude... think about it..."
by PatrickStarFish July 16, 2010
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