On rub

not in working order

I fell over lastnight and broke my ankle i've been on rub since.

by RedlakeNationOjib March 22, 2021

Rub-pet

A rub pet is basically an animal kept as a companion such as dogs, cats, hamsters, Etc.

You shouldn't be surprised that a single woman has so many Rub-pets. After all, when humans don't like your company the next best thing is to force an animal to endure you.

by Woot the Wonderer July 14, 2018

bottle rubbing

The act of sticking one's penis in a sports drink bottle.

"When I went into the bathroom, I saw Robbie bottle rubbing by the sink!"

by heckedcowboy November 18, 2016

brass rubbings

the excuse to get a girl to come back to your place and do as you wish with her.

I took Tina back to my place last night and showed her my collection of brass rubbings.

by Neilwill March 21, 2019

Rubbing The Hedgehog

rubbing up on your pubes after freshly shaving them

yo bro i just rubbed the hedgehog it feels so cool, what’s rubbing the hedgehog ? bro you have to try it

by Braden Fredericks September 05, 2017

hand rub

Rubbing a penis with your hand

I want to hand rub you

by Han rub August 12, 2017

Bunny Rub

A sweeter way to say Titty Fucking

Sarah gave me a bunny rub last night. It felt so good, I came all over her tits after.

by Captain Motorcycle December 10, 2022