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roasted almonds

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"
by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014
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Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast

analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.
Dang, it's hotter than a hooker at a weenie roast out here!
by Junior Jelly Giant June 13, 2018
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fire roasting

Having sex with a very dry girl and don’t use lube.
Jim, why are you walking funny?

Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!
by Hootie79 June 15, 2018
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Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich

Some real good, juicy, wet pussy with long inner labias.
Jon: hey how was it going down on her man?

Leo: man it was like the dream Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich! So good!
by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023
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satan roast

an absolute horrible arabica coffee that tastes like been roasted in the fiery depths of hell itself.
"this coffee is complete shite....what is it, satan roast?"
by BeerSponge November 25, 2013
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Roast

When food is cooked especially meat, by prolonged exposure to heat in a oven or over a fire
Bob: Hey John are you going to the roast I’m having this weekend
John: Yea sure what meat do you want me to take
Bob: Maybe some ribs and pork but don’t invite vegans because this is just meat and beer

John: Ok good idea Bob
by proxdy September 14, 2019
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