HOT n' READY

Aroused and ready to engage in sexual activity.

Yo mamas like a little Cesar pizza HOT n' Ready 4 five bucks!

by bougie bourgeois February 14, 2012

read a book

v.

code word for smoking pot when in a public area and trying to keep it on the down-low

-in a public area-
Man#1 "Dude studying for the finals was killer and I need something to help me relax"
Man#2 -pulls out a lighter- "You down to read a book with me?"
Man#1 "SURE!"

by MonstaKev March 8, 2010

read my story

Read my story.

"Read my story" "no advertising allowed" "read my fucking story you god damn slut"

by ThatOtherDude1817 July 27, 2018

dinners ready

When you come up to the dinner table, whip your dick out, and slam it on the table and say "DINNERS READY!"

DAD: Dinners ready
Kids: But we had this yesterday
Dad: well too bad, at least your mom enjoys it.

by Rocketmonkey456 December 18, 2019

reading

Code for Masterbateing .

Friend "Hey bro I tried calling earlier, what you up to?"
You: " Sorry I was "reading"."

by EL_Mark March 18, 2015

Read

When a girl leaves you on read it usually means one of two things. She’s either not interested, or she’s having a huge gangbang with that dude she told you not to worry about.

Shortly after a girlfriend left me on read, my friend sent me a video of that girl holding hands with another guy....

by Anallover69420 November 13, 2018

read 9:48

Means that you are being ignored. They read your text but don't respond.

Me: Hey I really like you
Crush: *read 9:48*

by Hunter1910 December 31, 2015