Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.

I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.

by JB9903 September 9, 2016

redneck tiramisu

Next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. While the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. Wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. Enjoy immediately!

Andy: Let's stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!

Dave: What on earth is that??

Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...

Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!

by Marshall Fazione November 20, 2016

redneck sausage

Big and ugly piece of shit

Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage

by TrumpStump December 16, 2016

redneck streaking

A red neck that shit in his/her pants

Are you redneck streaking?!

by Lander Tbong January 1, 2017

redneck anger

Redneck anger is a type of anger that happens to rednecks/white trash when drunk or pissed off. When this happens a fight will break out of something will be thrown it shot at

Bubba redneck anger came out last night. He threw beer bottles at Tommy

by Ewewwewwswqh March 12, 2017

redneck bath

It basically means a redneck orgy inside a bathtub but the bathtub is outise

(Drives at a farm) OH SHIT A REDNECK BATH

by That Brown Dude March 15, 2017

REDNECK BITCH

THE DEFINITION OF A REDNECK BITCH IS A WOMAN WHO DOES NOT TAKE NO SHIT FROM NOONE IS DOWN TO EARTH AND WILL TELL IT HOW IT IS, SHE WILL ALWAYS HOLD HER OWN EVEN WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO THROWING PUNCHES, SHES WHAT YOU CALL REAL HONEST LOVING CARING AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE BUT IF YOU DISRESPECT HER THERE AINT NO TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WANT TREATED ITS YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT SHES GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT. BTW ALL REDNECKS AINT RACISTS ASSHOLES.

"THAT REDNECK BITCH AINT GOING TO PUT UP WITH THAT NONSENSE NOW IS SHE."

by ChelleLynn April 17, 2017