Rancher

A person that insists on incorpurating ranch dressing in almost every meal. weather it be A hamburger or a taco.

Mattie had made a wonderful Steak and potato dinner for her and her best friend karry, when they sat down karry said " Oh I almost forgot " and she pulled out a bottle of ranch and smothered her steak. "looks great Mattie"
what a rancher.

by may mee July 10, 2009

Back on the ranch!

A phrase used when a person says something stupid or out of place.

If you are talking about going to the club and someone says something like "my Playstation is hot" you would say "Back on the ranch"

by Eric O. Blake November 22, 2003

Jolly Rancher Express

Derived in a car while speaking of gay Joe.

1) To take a ride on the Jolly Rancher Express - Jacking off while throwing up (usually performed by homosexuals).

2) Performed by JMG from the bridge.

1) Wow Gary, lets take rides on the Jolly Rancher Express after Joe gets done!!

2) JMG

by Scepter 187 January 10, 2005

texan rancher

1. A rancher native to the state of Texas.
2. A practicer of sodomy with livestock.

1. Bill Taggart is a Texan Rancher, he owns a ranch in Texas.
2. Bill Taggart is a Texan Rancher, he gets it on with all of his animals. In the butt.

by AsianEyez March 22, 2009

dude ranch

Business or operation where everybody is incompetent.

"They got the order wrong and customer service has left me on hold for twenty minutes. This company is a dude ranch."

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

jolly rancher

Jolly green giant puts some ranch dressing on a salad and tosses it.

I like to watch the jolly rancher channel.

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

rancher

An outcast. A social leper. A person shunned from society.

In high school, that guy was a total rancher.

by Ghost July 27, 2003