Diamond Pussy

A theoretical and scientifically disputed quantum superstate of hetero man's most idealized characteristics of the perfect pinnacle vagina.

Claimed to possess the ability to completely control the minds of its helpless victims, the diamond pussy earns its name from the countless number of suitors attempting to woo the bearer by showering it in diamond rings and other precious goodies.

This had led some scientists to conclude that it may be some sort of space-time vacuum anomaly similar to a black hole, consuming all energetically valuable material within its accretion disc to fuel its dark inner heart.

"Despite his aversion to marriage Daniel found himself unshakeably compelled to put a ring on Jaqueline's diamond pussy."

by Stratospheric January 5, 2017

pussy badger

A dirty man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden.

"John, look, there's that dirty old pussy badger!"

by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012

Jock Pussy

1.) Noun: A masculine and dominant vagina owned by a FtM trans-person.

"Bro let me be gay with your jock pussy"

by Lemon-lenin May 30, 2019

pussy straight

the opposite of dicking around, being extremely productive, using your time wisely, stubborn

"Bro, quit being so pussy straight and just chill."
"Damn that nigga so pussy straight, he did all his homework two nights before."
"Michael's to pussy straight for his own good."

by pussy straight February 22, 2015

pussy pressing

When a girl does the splits on top of your face with her pussy directly over your mouth and you stick your tongue out and push her up and down like a bench press

Dude I needed a chest workout and I was craving some pussy so I started pussy pressing my girl.

by Dapak March 26, 2019

Pussy Nip

A performance enhancing drug used to gain an abundance of cock thirsty sluts.

Andrew gets more tail than Todd, but it doesn't count because Andrew uses pussy nip.

by Dickincider January 10, 2017

Pussy Cheap

This is a cheap person. They would buy cheap pussy if they got a prostitute because they’re too tight with their money. They would rather have low class pussy then pay for the good kind.

Her: My husband won’t buy me a Mercedes for my 50th birthday
Friend: It’s because he’s pussy cheap, he wouldn’t even buy you a Hyundai.

by Gayvampire13 April 26, 2019