Poser

A poser is a little bitch who acts like they know and associate with something(a piece of media) when they really don't know anything about it. They like to make it their whole personality but when you ask them the most simple of questions about it they suddenly can't remember or "interacted with it a looong time ago"

Yeah I know you don't really like anime you trend hopping dick riding dork

"Omg I loooooveeee being emo haha cut my life into pieces!!! Omggg I'm literalllyyyy gonna cut myself hawhahwhaw."
"Oh my god you fucking poser."

by SPYDER234 November 19, 2025

poser-vision

When a social media video is shot in a way to make someone with lackluster athletic or fighting skills appear to be capable or lethal.

Youtube has become inundated with poser-vision vids.

by UltraPoserDeluxeSupreme January 19, 2026

Life's Poser

"Life´s Poser" is a term proposed by the acclaimed writer Odranreb Aìugurm in 1349 with his book "Zoology of modern society". This term refers to people who are Posers but from all of the things that constitute life.

My best friend´s ex-girlfriend is a life's poser, she always wants attention.

by Odranreb Aíugrum April 10, 2021

Kekoa the poser

Kekoa the poser is a poser who sucks at skateboarding and is also canceled and if you see him on a skateboard know that he is a poser.

Kekoa the poser gets on his skateboard and everyone calls him a poser and he is cancelled.

by butts27456127845682436 December 6, 2021

pince-nez president poser

Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.

Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

There’s a Poser in the punch bowl!

Anyone who’s pretending to be something they’re not.

The Bass player from nefarious is a total poser! Saw him in a hoodie and the blowfish cover band. Now he plays in a metal band. There’s a poser in the punch bowl!

by Rico Dali August 10, 2025