Let's blow this popsicle stand

WHITEST phrase ever made. It means to leave quickly after something went down.

Spy: We got the case.
Scout: "Let's blow this popsicle stand."

"Spy", "Scout", and "Case" are tf2 references

by Salty_God May 20, 2024

Staten Island Popsicle

A Staten Island Popsicle is the act of cumming into popsicle molds, putting a popsicle stick inside of the molds. You then let them freeze and you take them and shove them inside a girl until they melt.

“It was so hot out I had to give my wife a Staten Island Popsicle”

by Miguel Myers February 25, 2026

Smashed a box of popsicles

To be fed up with a situation

Yeah, I’ve just become very angry. I smashed a box of popsicles on Friday.

by Loren SanD May 5, 2025

Maryland Chicken Popsicle

The act in which a man inserts a wooden popsicle stick deep into his urethra, pretending it is a popsicle. Then they must have sexual intercourse in the anus of another individual (coating their penis in feces), after this they must pull out and quickly stick their “Chicken Popsicle” into a deep fryer to complete the process.

Kaymin are you down to make some Maryland Chicken Popsicles after the game?

by Leapstone October 10, 2025

The Spanish Popsicle

A sexual act where someone holds an ice cube in their mouth until it is very cold, then they pour hot sauce onto an erect penis before engaging in fallatio (oral sex).

Last night we did the Spanish Popsicle. I've never felt a wilder burn than that before!

by TSP-Kitty December 8, 2025