pole vaulter

a lazy ass person who works out for 20 minutes and then is done. Also someone who sleeps their days away then wakes up to only eat then sleep again.

X: Ok man, I'm going to do my workout.
Y: See you.
20 minutes later...
Y: Did you forget something?
X: No, I'm done.
Y: Oh, you're such a pole vaulter.

I barely worked out at practice today, god i feel like such a pole vaulter.

by iluvballz80 January 19, 2011

fuck me silly with a telepnone pole

missed something that came back to bite ya in the ass
Thanks to gordie who fucked up a lot

the irs is going to audit you and you forgot something "well fuck me silly with a telephone pole"

by mike s April 5, 2005

totem pole

to give it up the ass. anal.

kaylob totem poled kayla all through the night, she later told amanda propaganda about the happening.

by kayla magz chaff. January 7, 2008

paolette

A girl who needs to pluck her eyebrows.

Dang girl, look at that paolette!!

by Blandtrebor January 20, 2008

Polesworth

Polesworth, located in Warwickshire, is a small village in which the southern side of the village is disgusting and the northern side is fine. Don’t let the expensive, new houses of the south distract you from its drug ridden alleyways and chavvy culture. Stay in the North

‘Where’s she from?’

Polesworth

‘North or south?’

by fortnite biscuit December 31, 2018

North Pole

When your dick freezes in the middle of sex.

I had a North Pole last night, never have sex in the snow.

by Hemeroid McGee December 25, 2016

Glory Totem Pole

Involves two female midgets. Midget 1 stands on Midget 2's shoulders. While 2 is performing oral sex on third individual, third individual gropes 1's breasts while kissing.

I got the Glory Totem Pole performance from these two midgets I met up with last night.

by RB and DH January 19, 2009