Pre-valentines

If valentine's day falls on a weekend, or people have the next day off from school then they have a tendency to give pre-valentines gift if they are unable to see that person on the actual day itself.

The local high school hallways were crowded with pre-valentines day gifts on friday the 13th.

Pre-valentines by Karo Kiba February 14, 2009

Pre-Boner 

The act of acquiring an erection prior to engaging in a sexual act

Girl: "Im gonna give you the best blow job"
Guy: "Is that...Is that a Pre-Boner?"

Pre-Boner by The Halfrican January 4, 2010

Pre-wife 

A woman whom is not necessarily one's girlfriend, but not yet a wife. Rather, the result is something in the middle.

NO, you cannot dance with her, she's my pre-wife.

Pre-wife by egyptianguy August 16, 2011

Pre-teen 

One in the age of range of 10-12 between Childhood and Teenage years, they have for the most part shed their childness but have not fully converted into teens, many teens generally dislike pre-teens because they say they are B-tech teenage wannabes but that is wrong tbh, if these individuals wanna listen to "teenage" music or wear "teenage" clothes then they can do that, however the opposite is also bad, being to childish ,youngens will probably like their pre-teen child playmate but other pre-teens sure a HELLL won't think the same,the 'child' will not fit and face some teasing, so being pre-teen is kinda hard, you either gotta act like a teen and be disliked by the actual teens or a child and be disliked by your own age, you can't act the best of both cos with age it dont work like that.

Teenage gieser: "Those Pre-teen plebs, teenage wannabes!!"
Other teenager gieser: "Boy!!! They aint wannabes, they just share common interests!!!"

Pre-teen by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

pre Madonna 

A self absorbed pretty boy or diva who is primarily noticed because of his/her appearance or impression.

I mean that guy is such a pre Madonna because he is a suped up pretty boy-basically he took being a pretty boy to the next level, and he gets noticed for it. On top of that-it's not even about him having all the attention or attracting women. It's basically so that he can have his pampered self satisfaction.

pre Madonna by SuburbanH September 27, 2017

Pre-bail

To drink so hard during the pre-gaming session you can't make it to the club.

Sorry Trista, I need to pre-bail on going out tonight because I drank to much.

Pre-bail by crashman0 February 23, 2008

pre - cum obsesive 

A guy that keeps asking u if uve cum even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.

X: Have you cum yet?
Y: Not yet.
(30 seconds later)
X: What about now
Y: Soon
(another 30 seconds)
X: Anything?
Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"
(couple of seconds pass by)
Y: Pretends 2 cum
X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)

pre - cum obsesive by Person X October 1, 2005