zoink and pork

to steal someones girlfriend and pork them.

I totally zoinked and porked kyles sluty girlfriend.

by zachizzo January 10, 2005

i’d pork her

Slang. It literally means you want to fuck her. transitive Vulgar Slang. To engage in sexual intercourse with (another). Used especially of a man. Origin of pork. Middle English from Old French porc pig from Latin porcus ; see porko- in Indo-European roots.

She’s so hot I’d pork her! Wym pork her? I’ll literally fuck her!

by B-rizzle June 24, 2019

greasy pork chop

An adjective used to describe a haggard or uncleansly-looking person. Also used to describe a person's hair.

Cally O'Mally looked like a greasy pork chop in last week's episode of "Grey's Anatomy".

Eww, that chick looks like she brushed her hair with a greasy pork chop.

by Anonym. December 26, 2008

moroccan pork stew

the act of furious butt sex, especially when you haven't showered in a couple days and smell ethnic.

hood rat 1: yo, i gave dat bitch moroccan pork stew last night!
hood rat 2: what's REALLY good
hood rat 3: happy valentine's day!

by hood rat 3 February 13, 2008

Marcus Pork

He is an old man i dont know im forced to so this. He prob uses lemon soap and really like sports

“Is that who I think it is?! Is that Marcus Pork”

by Willmaballs February 16, 2022

linkin pork

Method used to link (connect, attach one to another) pigs. Often used by teen population to linkpork themselves via "social utilities" like Facebook and MySpace or in real world.

linkin pork: Two porks are walking down the street and spot another pork and they all get their PDA's and connect to each other. Traditional linking with porks inlude actions like cope-a-feel and random throwing at random people at party, bus, train, airplane...

by Dubya_Dumbass October 28, 2008

canned pork

Reference to Spam, but with an internet context, such as a "spam" topic on a forum.

That new user's post was nothing but canned pork.

by Ozzy_Oswalt January 14, 2008