Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011

Pork Chop Moment

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.

Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P

by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 April 1, 2011

pork cheetah

A rotund person who is surprisingly agile and athletic despite their large size.

I can’t believe that pork cheetah got to the ball in time!

by Dr. DA July 10, 2024

pull porked

(Verb): when a woman is in doggystyle, you put both index fingers in her culo and both thumbs in her meat clutch, bury yourself eyeballs deep, and lick from hole to hole.

"Laura was so drunk last night that I pull porked her while her friends watched"

"Aye Laura you tryna get pull porked?"

by Boatardz July 7, 2017

The Pork Snorkle

The Pork Snorkle: To put your meat in a Snorkle. Then you take the wheel from that point forward

Damn bro I got my pork in a Snorkle call that shit The Pork Snorkle

by Latinabootylover62 October 28, 2025

Kinkhoura Pork

A pork dish common in some rural areas of the UK Midlands, consisting of a whole pork shoulder cooked in a low oven in red Bulmers and spices overnight. Regional variation of pulled pork.

They ate Kinkhoura Pork every day

by Derbyshire Dave September 30, 2017

pork custard

Another phrase for man gravy, or to simplify jizz

I bet she'd or he'd or they'd like some of my pork custard

by Pp pork meister July 7, 2023