poo willy

The act of picking your ass for shit or sweat and going up to a buddy and sticking your finger in their ear and yelling POO WILLY! Very similar to the wet willy except for the source of material put on finger.

Ryan Garringer and John Nelson are homos so i gave their bitch asses a poo willy.

by J. Carlos Perez January 11, 2009

poo face

Some one that looks like they crapped their pants killing the mood at any social gathering.

That Lindsay is a Poo Face. She is always a downer.

by Michael the Great January 30, 2008

poo chunk

A chunk of poo emanating from ones anus... perhaps.

Doug eats pieces of poo chunk for breakfast. Because he's fat.

by Doug is fat. October 6, 2003

poo crew

the B-team; a group of low-skilled workers to which menial work is given

I'm way too busy to be filing papers. Give it to the poo crew.

by Russellaneous June 26, 2007

poo tickets

Those single square, one ply pieces of toilet paper used in public washrooms.

"I hate poo tickets."

by neak October 18, 2008

poo catchers

1. Pants or shorts that are worn down low in "Gangsta" Fashion, sometimes exposing the underwear.

2. Pants worn low to catch the poo that falls out of retard "gangstas" ass.

Shit man, first you start tipping your cap to the side, and now you're wearing POO CATCHERS? Sorry bra, but I cant be seen with you.

by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010

Poo grate

An expression of hatred or a way to get revenge.

The protagonist defecates onto a piece of plastic wrap, wraps it, and places it in the freezer. Once it is fully frozen, he/she takes it, along with a sturdy cheese grater, to the (temporarily vacated) home, car or office of the enemy, and proceeds to grate the frozen shit all throughout the interior.

It is most effective when the gratings are deposited into all nooks and crannies, down the back of couches, inside drawers, etc etc.

A nice finishing touch is to then leave the heating on.

That fucktard never paid me back my $10, so last night, I poo grated his entire house.

by weaselteats January 24, 2011