photoshoop

A sketchy, suspicious, and/or virus-ridden version of the Adobe Photoshop program. It is essentially a fake posing as the real thing, but not really because it's shit.

Danny: "Olivia, check the picture I'm making with Photoshoop!"
Olivia: "Danny, get that shit off of your computer! It's only a matter of time before Photoshoop screws it over."

by Danny, Smasher of Clitoris February 3, 2013

Photosniped

When one is photographed unbeknownst to his or her own awareness and have not been made aware by the photographer until immediately after the photo has been taken, a long period of time after the photograph has been taken, or in extreme circumstances, notified by the emergence of a picture in a public forum or social network.

Billy thought nobody noticed his terrible drunken attempt at his version of the lawnmower dance, until he logged onto his Facebook account the next day to discover he had been photosniped, and live action pictures of his terrible dance were all over the social network.

by JohnnyAppleweed February 22, 2013

photoboobed

When strange additional clevage / bare boobs appear in your photo.

OMG we just got photoboobed by this girl in a striped dress!

by Talon13 February 14, 2014

photoflopping

When one enters photoshop with enough hubris and optimism to try and produce something, only to find after hours of failed attempts that they have got nowhere.

Pat: "Hey, Liam! It's been bad times today! I've been photoflopping hard for 5 hours and now all I wanna do is bury my head in whiskey"

Liam: "Take it easy Pat! Photoflopping is part of life, lets drink some Tyskie, go on a rampage and forget about it!"

by pattersplatter October 1, 2014

photobombardier

One who bombs photos with the dedication, if not the pinpoint accuracy, of a crew member on a bomber aircraft.

Neddy von Noodle was a practised photobombardier, showing all the other dachshunds how it was really done!

by aviatrixen January 5, 2015

Photoshophographer

Someone who is a Photographer and also a Photo retoucher and editor using Photoshop.

"Hey, I heard John is a great Photoshophographer"
"I am a professional Photoshophographer"

by TiPi June 9, 2014

photomotive

Relating to photography taken from a vehicle, esp. while it's moving/the photographer is driving.

That was a great photomotive picture of the sunset, Bob, but it's dangerous to shoot while driving!

by gonzoficionado July 12, 2014