Big Mash Panda Face

Too describe an overly large, strangely round, and unusually pudgy face.

Thomas: Would you like to go for a drink with my friend, Deborah?
William: No, she just stares at me.
Thomas: That will be your big mash panda face.

by kamaal_yideen October 16, 2011

trash panda my junk

To grab and fondle ones junk like a raccoon trying to grab food.

I’m gunna go home and trash panda my junk while guardians of the galaxy.

by nckfrmn231 December 28, 2017

National take calvin to Panda Express day

June 15 2020

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt

by Nejeivk June 15, 2020

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

by FaggotBoyFresh March 08, 2009

The panda

The person who had the least amount of birdies in a group.

“Hey guys who was the panda today?” Patrick raised his hand in Shame

by Dr9999 December 28, 2020

Panda Mingling

Frisky pandas in the wild.

Dan, stop panda mingling!!!!

by 111115 October 06, 2011

J-Panda

Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.

I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025