falling off the couch

The act of falling of a couch

Oh no! I'm falling off the couch!

by The Official my Account August 12, 2018

Pulling a couch

When BigDaddyCouch leaves a conversation without saying goodbye.

*someone leaves a group discord call without announcing their departure*

Wow, they’re pulling a Couch.

by AshBee91 June 22, 2025

Couch

To provide professional coaching services.

I'm going to couch tsm.

by Nfjfjd February 8, 2022

Couch-cutter

A person who suffers from paranoid delusions and hallucinations, who coincidentally cuts holes in furniture because they believe there are people hiding or living inside.

Be careful letting him stay overnight by himself...Poor fella'. He's a couch-cutter.

by ZelaromoraleZ July 14, 2020

Couch Cock

"Couch Cock" is slang for lazy dick during intercourse.

"yo,I was too high to fuck Judy,but i gave her some Couch Cock."

by TerryWanEye August 31, 2019

couch chip

that one crusty potato chip you found in the couch. you don't know how long it's been there, and it's begun to breed life, but you're pretty fuckin hungry so you decide to eat it.

bad idea.

Person 1: "I just a couch chip"
Person 2: "Oh fuck"

by BigManDouggieGExceptTheGIsLL March 28, 2023

The Couch

The couch is a couch in every theater department, usually in a practice room or above the stage, that is strictly used for sex.

Person 1: I saw Liam and Ella go up to The Couch

Person 2: oh is that why it’s a different color

by Professional Among Us September 7, 2021