obama haze

Good weed that you get in Washington DC. Grade A

possible side affects:
increased appetite

euphoric sensations

relieves anxiety

a sense of humor

making the impossible seem possible

"Man last week i was in DC an copped this bag they told me it was something called Obama Haze an maaaaan let me tell you that shit will get you twisted had me doing shit I didn't think I could do!"

by Neoli March 14, 2010

Barack Obama

The United States first black president. Great family man and has the potential to turn this country's financial crysis around.

Mom:Omg!!

Me: What?

Barack Obama: I own biatches!!!!

by WillieA February 2, 2009

Barack Obama

A presidential hopeful who is the object of affection for young women.

"I cannot wait, 'til 2008
Baby you’re the best candidate
Of the new oval office,
You’ll get your head of state
I can’t leave you alone
‘Cause I’ve got a crush on Barack Obama"

by 37153 July 21, 2007

barack obama

Leading candidate for the democratic nomination, in the 2008 U.S. presidential election.

He's probably gonna win. I really hope Hillary "R-Tard" Clinton doesn't win...

Hell, I'd even take John McCain over Hillary Clinton.

Barack Obama knows what is like to be at the bottom... He worked hard to get to where is he is today, and that is why you should vote for him.

Also, Obama Girl is smoking hot...

by metallkidd93 March 28, 2008

Barack Obama

1. Barack Obama FTW
2. Barack Obama is the man, better than Hillary Clinton everyday.
3. Barack will own you every day of the week, every week of the month and every month of the year.
4. Barack is a bad MOFO
5. He has super powers (He can fly and he has laser eye beams.)
6. He can show Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Hillary Clinton, Ron Paul, Chris Hansen and Al Roker a new meaning of pain.

Barack Obama will kill you in 1 punch.

by Kyle McLovin March 3, 2008

Obama Philosophy

Where you say an amazing, epic speech to someone in need or help in life, to make obama proud!

Everyone wishes they could change something in their past, somethings they have said, done or anything else, but that's life you gotta not think about the past but only, the future. The future is a present that you can shape and create to whatever you want..." I said. "Damn, thats was some good Obama Philosophy right there

by Blooxpert February 26, 2011

Obamaed

To have you're loved one taken away from you by a really good friend/sibling.

Paul was devastated by the fact that he was obamaed by his best friend Larry.

by Jinnay Parkk April 3, 2009