A secret rendezvous for anal sex behind a dumpster, typically occurring between two homosexual males, often homeless.
I caught Pedro and Rufus having a dumpster date behind my shop last night!
Paul sure looks like he was on the receiving end of a wild dumpster date this morning
Joe has really gone down hill, he only goes for dumpster dates these days
Paul sure looks like he was on the receiving end of a wild dumpster date this morning
Joe has really gone down hill, he only goes for dumpster dates these days
by Your Rotten Attorney February 14, 2019
Get the dumpster date mug.After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.
Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!
Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.
Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.
by Kissel Krooner March 20, 2016
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Get the date sauce mug.A night at your neighbors house that involves Domino’s, deer jerkey and hurt feelings. All with the husbands showing extreme sportsmanship while demonstrating pure domination in the world of 42
by The actual JJ March 4, 2022
Get the Date Night mug.A mutually agreed upon meetup between two individuals, in which one party believes the meetup is happening for the purpose of possibly leading to some kind of Romantic relationship and/or sex, while simultaneously the other party due to avoidable or unavoidable miscommunication believes the meetup is more akin to "hanging out." This kind of date is considered a "French" one because "hanging out" is usually what people from France mean when they say "go on a date." "French date" can also refer to two friends just "hanging out" alone. However, the definition is especially relevant when only one party believes it is a traditional date.
"Yo." Jonathan said. "How was your date with the hot French chick you met a few days ago?"
"It was a French date." I replied.
"You French kissed?" Jonathan asked.
"No." I replied "She doesn't speak English well and she thought I was asking her to 'just hang out' when I said 'wanna go on a date?' and she has no interest in having a relationship with anyone."
"It was a French date." I replied.
"You French kissed?" Jonathan asked.
"No." I replied "She doesn't speak English well and she thought I was asking her to 'just hang out' when I said 'wanna go on a date?' and she has no interest in having a relationship with anyone."
by carpediem3541 October 13, 2017
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Get the Turtle Date mug.1) NO CHEATING
2) trust each other (don't break it)
3) TEXT EACH OTHER (ex. hey I'm busy I'm sorry can't talk right now)
4) don't spread each other's secrets (even after broken up)
5) keep each other safe
6) if male don't text other girls
7) if female don't text other boys
8) BEING CLINGY DOESN'T MATTER
9) DOUBLE TEXTING IS OKAY
10) cute nicknames are a must
2) trust each other (don't break it)
3) TEXT EACH OTHER (ex. hey I'm busy I'm sorry can't talk right now)
4) don't spread each other's secrets (even after broken up)
5) keep each other safe
6) if male don't text other girls
7) if female don't text other boys
8) BEING CLINGY DOESN'T MATTER
9) DOUBLE TEXTING IS OKAY
10) cute nicknames are a must
by Carebear169 March 26, 2020
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