Air Masturbation

Air masturbation is when a woman sucks air in and out of her vagina or asshole to masturbate with it.

"I heard weird sucking and farting noises coming from her room for the past 10 minutes. She must have been using Air Masturbation.

by baronessjeans May 31, 2018

Soda air

The small distance between your mouth and the soda and you're like ready for the drink to hit ya mouth but all you get is soda air and a huge cough

That was so funny I chocked on my soda air

by Big furry penis March 4, 2019

Air Wick

A complete and total asshole who boofs liquor faster than you and always tries to kill himself when he drinks

Uh oh, looks like he grabbed his gun again after that last shot of bourbon... what a classic air wick

by TheOneTrueHamMan July 20, 2019

air France

A airline around France.

I like air France!

by ya know? October 8, 2023

air trumpet

A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.

Matt was adept at the air trumpet in the office... but the rest of his colleagues wished he wouldn't play it so much.

by GingerArch December 20, 2013

air crusting

when you curl up in a ball with your rectum skywards and you poop

birds were attacking me so i started air crusting

by crusterizer April 5, 2013

air hustling

the act of eavesdropping

Stop air hustling on my conversation this is private you fat fuck.

by dr beanbag December 10, 2016