New York Subway

When 2 dudes share a hefty log with eachother, and they become brothers.

Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”

by FuckGuyTheThird August 1, 2021

new york yanking

when you masturbate so much that you become gay

I think that the new york yanking made my friend gay he keeps caressing me

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023

New York Stoning

When the murder weapon is a rock.

specifically on that one episode of SVU.

"Looks like the vic got an old fashioned New York stoning."
- some asshole.

by xhofehvkdgujo August 6, 2021

New York yankee

When two guys, one named Vinny and the other Sal, jerk each other off while chanting “Jeter...Jeter...Jeter”

Some baseball fans like to do the New York yankee

by Buffy Boston October 23, 2018

New York Sober

When you drink and do coke, but not heroin.

Guy 1: "How's sobriety goin'?"
Michelle: "I'm New York Sober"
Guy 1: "What"

by veasman November 12, 2022

New York lonely boy

Made popular by Netflix’s Girls5Eva, a New York lonely boy is a son born to older parents who’s more comfortable around adults than kids.

They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!

Hey, why is Mike always high-fiving doormen across the city?

Ooh, Mike! He’s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!

by RandomZed March 28, 2023

New York Times Bestseller

Literally every book that exists, used to exist, and will exist

X: This is book is the best!
The Book Yeah I’m something of a New York Times Bestseller myself

X: nvm every book is one

by KazakhstanMaliPeru July 25, 2023