nerd accent

noun. a term describing speech patterns of individuals who frequently pronounce words incorrectly due to the fact that they read more often than they speak.

"This girl says ans-wer instead of an-ser. She totally has a nerd accent.

nerd accent by vomitacious March 23, 2011

nerd load 

indicates three or more pens in the breast pocket of one's shirt

If you need a pen go to Andy; he's always rocking a nerd load.

nerd load by J. A. S. May 15, 2007

nerd line 

A crease in your stomach that develops from sitting down at the computer constantly

"Paul is hot and sexy, but he has a major nerd line"

nerd line by Torage June 22, 2008

nerd wheelin 

To bring your laptop along by a case with a extending handle and wheels

"Yo David is dragging something behind him whats that"?

"Oh thats his laptop he be nerd wheelin"!

nerd wheelin by animepatriarch April 7, 2009

Nerd Girdle 

An outfit that makes one look like a nerd. Typically worn by an unusual or awkward female. One might wear this thinking they look good, when in reality, they in fact make themselves seem more nerd-like.

Did you see that nerd girdle Tina was wearing??

Nerd Girdle by JimboSillyPants July 20, 2010

Nerd Bow 

The strange sweaty smell nerds produce. Most people will notice "Nerd Bow" when they enter computer rooms, internet gaming cafes and often while entering computer game shops or Games Workshop stores.

Can only be described as a high pitched smell that offends the nasal cavity of regular human beings. can often be mistaken for ball sweat.

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Nerd Bow by lord of your ring November 27, 2011

nerd scurvy 

Another name for Vitamin D deficiency. Comes from computer nerds not getting enough sunlight.

He's been at his computer for months without sunlight and it is affecting his health. Must be Nerd Scurvy.

nerd scurvy by NerdScurvy March 12, 2014