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Homo-Pathetic

(1) A homosexual that tries way too hard to look & act & talk like the homosexuals you see on the popular media.

Alas, their attempts appear pathetic or half-assed or vastly extravagant to the point that they appear like a sloppy, half-made copy of the top-tier homosexuals that are way too beautiful & successful to even be considered normal human beings.

Note: This definition is purely for entertainment purposes, not in any way meant to harm/belittle/make fun of the lgbt community.
“You see that man in the middle of the parade? All dressed up in vibrant rainbow cloth, with brilliantly colored hair, his makeup is so freaking sloppy, isn’t it? Haha, how Homo-Pathetic of him...”

“For all the gay youtuber beauty guru videos you’ve watched, John, your makeup skills haven’t even gotten to the part where you look all flawless & angelic as them. How homo-pathetic I might add,” he teased.

“Watch & learn, guys, “ Bob exclaimed in an extravagant yet high-pitched voice, moving his hands all over the place like he knew what he was doing’ “as I put on this drug store foundation that exactly matches my skin tone & totally doesn’t make me look all tanned!” *giggles for the hundredth time in a three minute video*
by eChildOfNight June 25, 2018
mugGet the Homo-Patheticmug.

homo-niewiadomo

Obraźliwy termin określający osobę homoseksualną lub o niezidentyfikowanej seksualności.

Czasem także traktowany jako obrazę inteligencji danego człowieka, poprzez kwestionowanie czy należy on do gatunku homo sapiens.
"Ten homo-niewiadomo zawsze nosi różowe spodnie na imprezy."
"Ta dziewczyna zupełnie nie wie jak się uczesać, i wygląda jak jakieś homo-niewiadomo."
by Universette October 22, 2013
mugGet the homo-niewiadomomug.

homo waffles

When two gay couples are together.
by feces December 3, 2007
mugGet the homo wafflesmug.

Homo-nym

David Smith and David Jones just started dating. They make such a cute homo-nym.
mugGet the Homo-nymmug.

tony homo

a name used by brainless NFC EAST rivals to describe Tony Romo. A QB that continues to light up defenses on a weekly basis. A Fantasy Football/Defensive players worst nightmare.
I like the Eagles and am jealous of Tony Homo.

Tony Homo is a much better QB than our QB.

My wife would cheat on me with Tony Homo.
by dustin chandler October 23, 2008
mugGet the tony homomug.

homo-ghey

Combination of the words homo, and gay. Made up by some hella tight fools as a substitute for tool.
1. Those homo-gheys at the JC banned me again.
2. Gtfo, you homo-ghey.
by pfft, your mom September 2, 2003
mugGet the homo-gheymug.

homo gay

That other guy's definition is crap. Gay means happy, so homo gay means happy to be homosexual.
Dumbwhiteguy1: That guy is so homo gay
Dumbwhiteguy2: Wow, that white guy is the biz-omb!
by DumbWhiteGuy February 16, 2004
mugGet the homo gaymug.

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