Even(Name)

Even is a female born male whos got no balls, Even's usually steal the identity of Males named "Evan". The appearance of an Even can be stated as heavy, "Hit Puberty Hard", and Smelly. Even's can be found "Nerding Out" in schools, to prepare for a test or to find out why they don't have balls. Even's are born with balls, like an average human, but as soon as they turn into their pre-teen state, their balls begin to shrink and then pop within a year or two. Once a "Even's" Balls begin to puncture, their cock begins to shrink in inches, then it starts to go to the negatives. Once it reaches at least 4 - 11 inches deep, it stops shrinking. The shrinking creates a hole that can be shapes as another butthole, but then the butthole begins to form into a pussy in 3 weeks from shrinking. Once their penis begins to form into a pussy, they aren't worth to fuck, but their flat ass chest begins to form round hemispheres, kind of like tits. Those hemispheres can be milked, the milk of an Even is very delicious. Right when Even's past this state, they begin to become more female, they then begin to loose their insanity as the process takes over. They try to pretend to be a male named Evan, but they are usually caught in behalf of the school.

Oh wow! Would you look at that, It's Even(Name) "nerding out" again!

by Charles Darwin the Second December 21, 2022

kid named finger

referring to the breaking bad and better call saul character mike ehrmantraut because he looks like a finger

kid named finger

by isb_warrior May 22, 2023

My name is Walter Hartwell White

Walter Basically fucking doxxing himself while talking about his Confession

"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."

by Dread winters October 21, 2023

"Insert Persons Full Name" Special

When a person continually fucks up at the same thing in the same way so much so that the act of fucking it up becomes known as a Special. When a another person makes the same fuck up as the originator, that act can then be known as "Insert Originators Full Name" Special.
Insult to injury is added if originator is in same room when term is used on someone.

e.g of "Insert Persons Full Name" Special.

Alan & Dave driving to another town

Alan "Jimmy always get lost driving"

Dave "Now im fucking lost"

Alan "Yeah you done a Jimmy Smith Special"

Dave "Shit"

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009

thats my (name) impersonation

When your being awkward around a girl on a date so when you or her mentions it you say "thats my (insert name of someone whos realy awkward around girls or was once) impersontation"

"what are you doing"
"thats my (name) impersonation"

by strocker January 30, 2010

Just another namecard

A term to describe a situation when you have something that once belonged to a person, usually a performer, actor, etc. (who is now dead) but has little to no value because he/she was not widely known.

Damn... I thought this hat that that saxophonist gave to me at Grand Central station would be pricey now since he's dead... but I guess its just another namecard...

by iASerious May 12, 2012

what ahh name

anything can be “what ahh name”

“What ahh name” is just not knowing the name of something at the moment

You remember “what ahh name” I can’t think of their name right now but it will come to me later

Lil “what ahh name” with the stank booty I think her name trineishaya

by @whatahhname December 11, 2020