mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit September 17, 2021

E MONSTER

A MONSTER IN THE E FOUNDATION

dont let the e monster breach containment again

by evanger_11 March 5, 2021

pubic monster

When the happy trail transcends the basic amount of hair and a direct continuation of the pubic hair become a living life force able to think and move on its own.

Look out! It's a PUBIC MONSTER!

by randomguy010 March 6, 2008

Curb Monster

Overwhelmingly ugly or nasty prostitute, usually one from a sleazier portion of a town or neighborhood. Generally, this term is used to describe a prostitute that is actually working the corner or street.

Jimmy: Have you passed 13th and Pine yet today?

Me: No, why?

Jimmy: I drove by after lunch and nearly vomited in my car, the curb monster is out during daylight!

by Binnyswaa April 11, 2011

catfood monster

a homeless preson who eats cat or pet food for a cheap source of food and protein

"Look at that homeless preson eating pet food."
"That would make them a catfood monster."

by crazyjayman June 13, 2009

monster slam

1 (v.) the act of taking a huge dump (sometimes refered to as a "Mason slam").
2 (n.) a giant pile of feces.

1. Stop at the next gas station, I have to take a monster slam.
2. The monster slam clogged the bathroom toilet.

by Mason Bonar February 7, 2006

mocha monster

Midgets massive cock

Midgets mocha monster frightened me when he slapped me with it.

by Sab <3 June 3, 2019