cock monkey

One who swings from cock to cock like a monkey swings from branch to branch.

Jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air...what a cock monkey.;

by teh pwn jAs0n July 27, 2005

Beer Monkey

An imaginary primate that steals all your money on a night out.

I had to leg it from the taxi driver as the beer monkey had robbed me!

by JC Meister July 05, 2004

Monkey Island

Silly point-and-click fun at its finest.

"Look behind you! A three headed monkey! ... island."

by Spacecow March 16, 2003

Monkey's Blood

Northern English name for Strawberry Sauce.

Originating from the comparable colour of blood and strawberry sauce. There is no real explanation as to why is it specifically the blood of a monkey.

"eh-ah, bust us some monkey's blood on ma 99 please"

by jesusfuck! October 05, 2009

its monkey

Another way of saying 'its no big deal' or 'don't worry about it'

Greg: Dude! I totally forgot to get you a birthday present!
Kevin: Its monkey, i didnt get you anything for your birthday last year, remember?

by gregl90 May 13, 2010

twat monkey

An inhabitant of a vagina. A slut. A swag. A chicken head. Male or female.

Kevin Federline is a twat monkey.

by Elizzle May 12, 2006

Island Monkey

Definition of a British person by Germans.

He's an island monkey / Er istreiner insel Affen.

by Just-Adam January 02, 2017