pie mash

a White Man trapped in a Black Mans body

...yeah, that Johnson is a proper pie mash, always shouting a cheeky nandos

by itsAjokeTing December 16, 2016

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

Button masher

A person who constantly mashes there buttons on there game controller.

Josh stop button mashing you button masher

by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017

flat mash

A disfigured vagina requiring corrective surgery from the result of riding ones bicycle for a extended period of time.

"I've ridden my bike for 20hrs this week, my vagina is a flat mash after that"

by Sukmydix February 1, 2017

more mash in the gash

to shove more than just your shaft in

I finished by putting more mash in the gash

by fazeseizure February 13, 2017

more mash in the gash

to shove more than your shaft in

last night I put more mash in the gash

by fazeseizure February 13, 2017

banana mashed potato

Same as Mashed Potato Banana.

Like... just look up Mashed Potato Banana

"I'M GOING TO BANANA MASHED POTATO YOUR FACE!"

by Mashed Potato Bananananananana September 2, 2017