milking the monster 

masturbate

"I was alone and horny so i was MILKING THE MONSTER"

milking the monster by Chip Shpeedler August 23, 2011

Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess 

The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.

"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."

Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess by Genovation September 9, 2011

Mining Virgin Ground

Another name for having very expensive intercourse with a virgin girl. Usually done in the Yukon Territory of Canada.

Last night, I hung out with Haley, and I had a great time mining virgin ground. I just feel bad for the next guy because she doesn't have any gold left.

Mining Virgin Ground by THE HUSKER May 31, 2015

making my balls ache! 

An expression of grief used for humorous purposes.

"Damn it woman quit making my balls ache!"

making my balls ache! by the legionist March 21, 2021

Milking my meat 

Another way of saying milking my dick

Eg im milking my meat

Milking my meat by That cool sky guy November 5, 2021

Anal Mining 

When two or more people get fucked to orgasm by the same person without that said person reaching orgasm. This is more commonly seen in homosexual sex, however it may be seen rarely among heterosexuals. Anal mining began to reach popularity in the 2000s especially in BDSM videos.

Person A: Did you go anal mining last night?

Person B: Nah, I only got to fuck one of them before I was cumming. I'd like to try it again though.

Anal Mining by neverwishagain1212 September 4, 2013

Im making toast in the bath 

The act of dropping a toaster in a bathtub to end one's life. This expression is typically used when one is angry at a mistake or someone.

Joe said " IM MAKING TOAST IN THE BATH!" after he messed up his piano song live in front of the whole school. Joe is a fag and he likes 69.

Im making toast in the bath by DatBoiLmao October 15, 2017