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Mike Jones 

A Mike Jones is a person who sings and or raps saying their name 2 times every 5 seconds, ammounting to high stress levels to whos ears this "sound" may reach
Who? Mike Jones
my name is Mike Jones
i like to rap Mike Jones
Mike Mike Jones who mike jones
Mike Jones by Matt from PV PA April 15, 2006
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1. Beastie Boy MC from the 1980's 2. Guy from central Ohio who grabs his crotch frequently
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Mike D by Jimmy Swagger February 6, 2010

mike cock 

its a name and a cock. often used to humilate a friend or someone you dont even know.
yo did you talk to mike today?
mike who.
mike cock.
mike cock by jose mazza August 5, 2006

Mike Shinoda 

Very sexy man-whore who only married Anna to make us all jealous. Has nice long fingers and lifted up his top. Has a Sexy Bunny Hat clan in his honor on the LPMB and should show a bit of appreciation and visit it!!!!!
Mike Shinoda by Sexy Mizzle January 24, 2004

mike portnoy 

Greatest. Drummer. Ever. For Dream Theater.

Many people say that Neil Peart of Rush is a better drummer than he is. Fact is, he isn't. You see, Peart is more influetial on his off-beat drumming skillz, but Portnoy has more skillz period. So Portnoy would be the better drummer, Peart would be the better influence.
This is like Jimi Hendrix - Yngwie Malmsteen. Doing a battle.

Jimi Hendrix's skillz, although very great, were not quite as good as Yngwie's. He was, however, a great influence to pretty much every other guitarist in the world.

Yngwie Malmsteen, may be one of the most talented guitarists ever to walk this earth. However, he took all his skillz from the greats before him, and expanded on their ideas.
mike portnoy by deldelda July 29, 2004

Mike Dirnt

The bassist of Green Day. Possibly the best punk rock bassist to ever step foot on this retched land that we call Earth. He made his own special bass(its awesome) and he is nice and kinda funny but sometimes he laughs at his own jokes and its embarrasing,but HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HIM??? He is KICK ASS!!!! Oh yeah..he's kinda hot too.....
"Mike Dirnt kicks way more ass than you"