mega bitch

noun - the seat located in the middle of the front seat of a car.

Jack: Not bitch!
Herbert: Shotgun!
Lisa: Not Mega Bitch!

by PopMoneyBills March 19, 2007

mega muffin

a greatly attractive individual inside and out with a obnoxious yet hysterical method of laughing which involves covering her face that is turning bright red, slightly bending her knees with her feet curing inward kind of penguin toed and stomping her feet while screeching what sounds like a mating call for a abnormal scientific test turkey. you can see her working at canby fred meyers in apparel molesting the manikins she will probably be wearing some kind of green.

me: one hangs lower then the other.

mega muffin: buah hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

by bubba ducky March 31, 2009

super ultra mega man

the feeling someone getz when combining certain perscription medicine like norcos, yellow mega man, valium, blue mega man, soma, white mega man.

damn! i got the spins & my body is tingling after poppin all those pills, i'm starting to feel like super ultra mega man.

by flava b (bernie mac) April 1, 2009

MegaBed

Two or more mattresses lying adjacent to each other. May be embedded (pun intended) into bed frames. Originated in 05C.

Liam: Dude, this MegaBed is going to make everyone happy.
05C: Yes.

by Oleh Zaychenko November 14, 2007

mega coo

Very bad, horrible, terrible. Sarcastic form of the phrase 'mega cool'.

I just lost my wallet. That is mega coo.

You're a mega coo guy.

by mega coo guy June 1, 2005

mega squirt

a standalone fuel management system. usually used by vw's or whoever else wants to use it, its an independent unit, meaning it is not stock on any particular vehicle, but is an aftermarket modification.

Damn that mega squirt set up is runnin so tits on that scirocco.

by bigboy97 February 22, 2007

Megaman

Slang term for a two miligram blue Xanax, not to be confused with Viagra, which has been known under the name "Blue Bomb" which is similar for the fictional cyborg hero's nickname "The Blue Bomber"

*Nog* Why am I in jail?

*Prison Guard* You ate twenty Megamans, wrecked into an SUV, and fist-fought three cops.

*Nog* WhatsthefuckanSUV?

by EightEqualsD October 7, 2007