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Matt Ulman

Two words for 'sex'.
Oh boy; Greg and I had some good Matt Ulman last night.
by HOLLA ATCHA BOI July 16, 2008
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Masty

Noun: the act of masturbation

Verb: to masturbate in the absence/or for the replacement of real sex (not to be used by those who are getting the real "nasty" because it's just not fair for them to be both entertaining and gettin' some)
Noun: I love to do the masty

Verb: I got all masty with myself last night and it was niiiiiicccceee....
by Bisco G August 16, 2009
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Matt Walsh

The shoebox of cum accumulated over the years that Ben Shapiro keeps in his closet so that Ron DeSantis has snacks when he comes over to Ben's house for a sleepover
Ron was so excited to go to Ben's for a sleepover so he could tickle his butthole and because he knew that Matt Walsh was secretly in the closet
by ChrizzyCray July 31, 2023
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Marty Grizzle

"I keep the nina ross under the seat and the Marty Grizzle in the trunk."
by Ziek May 2, 2005
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matt kloepfer

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matt kloepfer is strange.
by emma moscherosch October 18, 2008
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martyr up

To do something although it will cause one to suffer because one feels it is correct. Similar to man up but more unpleasant and/or futile.
I'm going to martyr up and invite my family for Thanksgiving.

Is anyone willing to martyr up and organize a holiday party?
by Yarrow November 23, 2009
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matt han

the most youngest looking 20 year old in the world. he is infamous for his call lines such as 'yolo','sickunt', 'wet' and so on.
by isaac choi November 6, 2012
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