Ticket Master

Another Word For The Police

Dude 1:Hey You Should Pull Over The Ticket Master Is On Your Tail.
Dude 2: Shit.

by Charla Nolasco September 26, 2008

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Front Bumper Douche Master

To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:

1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.

"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"

"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"

front bumper douche master

by Mr. BigStuff February 5, 2010

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Masterbatable

A very attractive girl, that one would be more than happy to maturbate over.

"God, she's cute"
"Yeh, she's totally masterbatable"

by SIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSS January 31, 2007

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master baker

The epitome of being Nick Baker. To be completely baked out, being THE nick baker, and banging random girls. Also, wishing to bang random random girls. Sometimes, being home all alone and wishing you were banging random girls.

He just master bakered that hoe.

by THE Nick Baker December 31, 2008

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