Martin is also known as Queen Baby, he is a 40 something year old who has no teeth and acts like a 4 year old when he does not get what he wants.....he is also afraid to come out the closet but its common knowledge that he's a poof!!
by poeslik July 2, 2024

A Martin is an ultimate Normie!
he loves fifa and hates minecraft. then you know hes gay.
Martin is a cocksucker he even sucked your cock last night.
If martin had the chance he woul suck every black soccer player and white soccer player alive.
He has a very low iq. loke 30-40 ish
he loves fifa and hates minecraft. then you know hes gay.
Martin is a cocksucker he even sucked your cock last night.
If martin had the chance he woul suck every black soccer player and white soccer player alive.
He has a very low iq. loke 30-40 ish
by Igotsuckedbymartin hard agan:( September 17, 2019

From behind, his back is so big, he looks like a square. He seems like your basic weird bleached hair freak. He tries to be cool and does renegade but looks like a freak, because of his strange shape. He's mean, too. All he says is 'Shut up' and other stuff. He's mean to EVERYONE. NO ONE LIKES SQUARE-MEN
by Mr. Fishie April 22, 2020

While there are no Marek Martins alive currently, Marek Martin literally means the God of War, the God of War if you go back to language roots. Therefore Marek Martin is official the God of The God of War. If you ever meet this man stay away. He is dangerous, a predator to all of society, and may kill you just by looking at you. Marek Martin's name shouldn't be uttered in vain. He shall only be used if you want to summon the gods from above, or in truly desperate circumstances.
"I think we may lose this battle soldier. But let's hope Marek Martin dawns luck upon us, to beat our enemy," - TJ "Stonewall" Jackson. 1824-1863
by Marek Martin April 14, 2022

The typical German man likes to pretend he is a “nazi”, he tends to trip over his own feet on a daily and some how land on a dick not too sure why.
by Shaggatron April 14, 2023

A unique,funny and smart girl
Martine is someone special that you will never forget! She gets easily mad but it’s easy to fix! Just tell her a joke or give her a compliment
You will never meet someone like her again so take good care of her
Martine is someone special that you will never forget! She gets easily mad but it’s easy to fix! Just tell her a joke or give her a compliment
You will never meet someone like her again so take good care of her
by Blæhh June 7, 2022
