Mario

Mario is the name of the best guy in the world. He's sweet, kind, and very funny. When you first meet him you'know exactly that you met a "Mario" because they are just that fun.

If you ever encounter a Mario, make them yours ASAP. They are for real husband material and there aren't many of them left. They'll take care of you as if you're their princess but they can also be very horny and demanding. Don't hurt a Mario because they've gone through enough. Please them and let them know you love them. Mario's are also always there for you if you feel down and will always try to help you in every way possible. Mario's are the type of people who make your days better and they are truly amazing people.

Yo, have you heared Mario's voice? It's so hot!

Be "Princess Peach" for a "Mario"

by reoakayourwifey February 23, 2022

Mario

your so mario

this means short

you god damn mario boy

by THE REAL DD February 28, 2022

mario simp

a guy named chris

chris is rly a mario simp lol
yeah i know right

by iluveatingfartz2943 March 1, 2022

Mario

Mario is a real softie when it comes to friends. He is really ugly and he has a poor personality.

Look its ugly Mario

by CarMan115 March 14, 2022

James mario

A smol dumbass who should be in 2nd grade. When he grows up he wants to be in a gay strip club. Also the devils (or in other words Jaxsons) right hand man.

James Mario Gae

by anonymous March 29, 2022

Super Mario

Amazing video game series. Why? Colourful wacky universe, great characters, great villains, awesome gameplay and good music.

Super Mario is great.

by Mysterion1374 April 7, 2022

mario lake

A scary man who is bipolar and pervert as a teacher but if he likes you he will let you take his food ! Maybe because you're too anoying or just because he's dumb af

mario lake: Wow don't test me today I didn't eat my dessert!
y/n: Can I have a bit ?
mario lake: *gives it all*
y/n: don't believe what you just see

by roarghh April 13, 2022