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Miles

Miles is a sincere, funny, creative and outwardly well-adjusted person. Outwardly.

Their measured way of communicating can make you feel a little silly at times but they are humble in the way they bring you back down to earth and incredibly humorous in their honesty. Unless they are lying a little or doing a bit but that’s usually funny too!

They are insatiable in their creativity. To such an extent that a good idea can make them put off days worth of sleep. This means that they can be incredibly aloof at times but this is balanced by how they allow themself to be fed by experience and collaboration with other people.

Contrary to popular opinion, Miles is afraid of spiders but that does not mean that they can’t do parkour or that their uncle Aaron didn’t die.

They are incredibly physically fit and a little weird about their family in the same way we all are. But maybe a little worse like most comedians.

A lot of that weirdness is channelled into the weird art they produce and the fairly eccentric stories they tell. Stories that make you stop and think “perhaps they’re really not well adjusted at all” and frankly worried about the metaphor. But interested nonetheless.

If you are lucky enough to meet Miles, kudos to you. Your life is going to change for the better and whether it’s at them or with them, you’re going to laugh at least once.
“Miles has a really cute ass with circular little bum cheeks.”

“Miles only likes fat asses.”

“Miles gives the best rubs.”

“ Gee whiz, what a sick beat! Of course Miles wrote that.”

“Miles could be an eyebrow model.”

“For the good of the world, Miles should never wear a shirt and just always be a little bit naked.”
by milesbabyboothang July 5, 2023
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Midnesstistieism

Midnesstistieism "(Mid-Niss-tist-ee-ism)" is a slang term used to describe the act of something as mediocre or of low quality. It is often used to (humorously) insult something as bad, boring, or inferior in some way, especially when other people regard that person or thing as excellent or high quality, as in Jojo's Bizarre Adventures is pure Midnesstistieism.
"You all watch this show, I don't watch this Midnesstistieism."
by GeepGorp991 August 3, 2024
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miles shannon

miles shannon hes a nigger with a nigger freind
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Miles Alzert

Miles alzert is blond intresting person with adhd.
Look its Miles Alzert of there
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Mieskeit

Pronounced "Meesh-kite." A person who is so ugly that when you look at them, it hurts your eyes.
"OOOOOF. My brother's new girlfriend is a mieskeit but I don't have the heart to tell him."
by BoogerPressley October 20, 2023
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Mikes Bermuda triangle

3 buddys jerking eachother with their right hand, and fingering eachothers ass with their left hand.
The operator found himself in a mikes bermuda triangle.
by Metal bender 69 November 7, 2023
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Miles Is better than Ben at basketball

Ben has small dog syndrome. This makes him a fierce opponent at basketball. Let’s just say he loves playing with balls. HOWEVER miles the gracious goat is far superior at ball games like basketball, football, sticky ball you name it. Uses this ancient pothagorithm we can intell that miles is a goat.
Miles is the goat ,far better at basketball reads the following definition. Miles comes from the Latin word snorting sugar. The goat originates from Yusuf slate. In simple miles the goat means facts bros. Miles is better than Ben at basketball simply means facts innit brov. Just a bit of vantage.
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