the left rights 

the sideproject of Mindless Self Indulgence. Jimmy urine and Steve Righ? made this masterpiece in 'seven over caffeinated, sleep deprived days'.(they used a pro-tool as tape recorder and recorded everything 'left' and right' hence the name 'The Left Rights'.)

1.39 tracks about retardation, Darth Vader fucking shit up, shaving pubic hair, taking shits and growing a moustasche on one side..

the left rights by K-666 April 16, 2005

two left hand boxing gloves 

When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves

Last night, I beat her pussy up and left it looking like two left hand boxing gloves.

two left hand boxing gloves by MustangDriver October 25, 2010

the moose has left the building

The term is a neologism. It was a joke 'Internet term' which was first used by "Friday Night Cranks" and has since been (rarely) used by fans of the show. It was supposed to be a common "figure of speech" used on Myspace (as told on the show) and was meant be mean, "Where do you live?" when stated. Similar to an euphemism.

The term "can I take a bite out of your taco?" was also created by Friday Night Cranks at the same time this one was.

Bob: The moose has left the building
Bobbette: Canada

the moose has left the building by Eidokin November 27, 2009

why my dad left 

cause i suck

Me: why my dad left?
mom:so your dad left cause you suck

why my dad left by BiboTheBilbo April 24, 2019

no child left behind 

Another one of Dubya's mistakes. The biggest bullshit program ever instituted in the history of the United States, aside from maybe the Draft. While participating in No Child Left Behind, the lessons you will be taught are dumbed down so children like George W. Bush can be pushed through the school year. Too bad the advanced students have to deal with the remedial bullshit too.

We couldn't have the remedial, general, and advanced classes anymore, can we?

Worker: I had to deal with No Child Left Behind, now I work at a gas station.

Governer: I was elected governer because I had the best grades out of my high school class, a whopping 1.7 GPA!

Random Citizen: De De DEE! I are smart! No child left ahead really worked for me!

no child left behind by The Last Gunslinger July 28, 2008

No fries left behind 

NO FRIES LEFT is when you have an order of fries and you eat the ones that have fallen out of it's cup.

Dude, don't leave those fries at the bottom of the bag behind! Remember, "No fries left behind"

No fries left behind by LouieG2OO7 June 12, 2009

no child left behind 

All of the above/below, plus, buried in the bill for NCLB is a section that allows the military to access allllllllll your high school records.

But it isn't unconstitutional yet because you can opt out. Of course, Fox would never ever tell you this.

If you're in high school, opt the fuck out at www.militaryfreezone.org

no child left behind by Ixx March 22, 2005