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Free lay

When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.
A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."
by SEM11 August 8, 2022
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Lay-them-low

To extinguish or excute any signs of life from a living creature cooly and without mercy.
If your dogs charge me or try to nip me agiain; I will lay-them-low... if I have to
by TropicTurkey August 14, 2025
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lay down tar

Got to make a living so I lay down tar
by Onte Da LoverBoy February 10, 2024
mugGet the lay down tarmug.

lay-leah

The name shae made last year because she was to lazy to say laila <3
person 1: LAY-LEAH
by bobthebuilderfucksisaac October 10, 2021
mugGet the lay-leahmug.

Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.
by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022
mugGet the Laying a snakemug.

Lays

Laugh at yourself
Just lays and relax
by Tethedonn December 29, 2021
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lay an anchor

uh when u have to poop
"Hey mom i'm gonna go lay an anchor"
"Son what does that mean"
"Its uh when u have to poop"
"Ok"
by YEAHBOIII609 November 3, 2015
mugGet the lay an anchormug.

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