Christia Law

A set of non-secular, faith-based laws accepted by Christians, principally that God's law is above government's laws, but also including faith-based discrimination, women being subordinate to men, rejection of science, opposition to the separation of church and state, among others, although different denominations have different views on these laws.
My son's school wants to teach creationism.
What? Isn't that Christia Law?
by TheSaltCityBoy July 18, 2011
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laws of thermodynamics

1. Energy cannot be created nor destroyed.
2. In a closed system, the potential energy of the state will always be less than that of the initial state.
3. The entropy of all pure perfect crystals is zero at absolute zero. (It is, of course, impossible to get to absolute zero.)
1. you can't win
2. you can't break even
3. you can't quit
by fizzle April 02, 2004
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Man Laws

A list of unspoken rules amongst males that maintain functional order, and hierarchy similar to Girl Code.
Man laws a list of f unspoken rules amongst natural born males
Man Law dictates you don't use the middle urinal unless you're a child, elderly or desperate.
Man Law dictates you don't circle relationships even if they are dying due to drama or multiple break-ups. You wait a mandatory 7 days to make your move unless granted special permissions.
Man Law dictates that a true wing man never blocks a fellow man from flirting but stands on the peripheral to save him from trouble.
Man law dictates that players (non-monogamous males) make their intentions clear to every perspective female or be deemed as bad as dead beat dad's.
Man Law dictates that being a dead beat dad is a crime against children, women and authentic masculinity.
by Truthbomber207 June 21, 2021
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Smolka's Law

Corollary to Parkinson's Law, where ‘WORK EXPANDS SO AS TO FILL THE TIME AVAILABLE FOR ITS COMPLETION’ but how demand will always expand to meet supply.
Examples of Smolka's Law include but are not limited to: the amount of junk you possess depends on the amount of storage space you have, the number of cars on the road depends on how many roads there are and cheaper, new energy sources to overpopulation.
by Author Stephan Smolka May 26, 2009
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Modern law

1. the vast selection of written and unwritten ingredients which we recipe to make Judicial Decisions. 2. analogous to the Bible in that it can be made to say whatever one desires 3. impossible to break provided a Judicial Decision incorporates it in some form or fashion. 4. synonymous with the terms "Silly Putty" and "Whatever" 5. written word with the power to create the illusion of equal and fair justice for all. 6. The antiquated idea turned into a modern myth.
I just started modern law school, and my professor said: It is a fact undisputed
by the judiciary that absolutely nothing is illegal in this lawless society.
by Spiritual-Master December 11, 2021
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Law of Chub

Most commonly aplliable to the De La Salle 2010 soccer team.

Law 1:

Amount of chub is inversely proportional to the amount of time before a game. Therefore, as time before a game (t) decreases, chub (c) in creases.

Law 2:

Amount of chub is varies directly with the importance of the game. Therefore, as importance increases, chub increases as well.
Law of Chub:

e.g. c=k(constant of chub)/t
by demianin February 28, 2010
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Katrayan's Law

a theory that states that if a girl is in question over a male friend's sexuality, she will avoid him until she confirms that he is in fact gay.
Guy #1: Why won't girls talk to me?
Guy #2: Dude, this is Katrayan's Law in action. They probably think you're gay but they just can't prove it so they avoid you.
by Itse Begho April 22, 2007
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