Kim Jong-Il

The yellow pee stain left in tighty whiteys.

Now I must wash my unmentionables with bleach, for it seems as though they have multiple Kim Jong-Ils in them.

by Worms Ergonnaeatcha December 30, 2011

Kim Jong Un

a fat fuck with a big missile

i like Kim Jong Un as he is going to blow up America

by YappyHamburger7 March 28, 2018

Kim Jong Dong

When you and your girl bout to do it, but your dick just ain't working like Kim's missiles

Girl: come on honey imma treat ya
*lifts up pants
Girl (disgusted): miss me with that Kim Jong Dong

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

kim jung un

A friend for life.
See also North Korea and Dennis Rodman

"Kim Jung Un is a friend for life" - Dennis Rodman

by LTJfan420 December 18, 2013

Kim Jong Un

An improvident person. Even worse than the 14 yo teenager.

My mother's confess that she was another Kim Jong Un until 19 was enough to amaze me in a damn certain degree.

by like brah brah brah April 8, 2016

Kim bong un

A type of bong which is very popular in Korea and is being used around the world bye many familys

Hey bro let me have a hit of your Kim bong un

by Lil somg July 3, 2019

eva kim-potts

Eva kim-potts is the kinda girl everyone is jelous of but once u get to know her she is not at all as she seems she is caring and living and is far from petty although she is super crazy. I would say you don't wanna be her enmie but the thing is she doesn't have any she wants everyone to love her and be happy even though thus is no wheee near realistic she still tries het best to have that way. Most people think she is spoiled and a drama queen but she has been thorugh things almost nobody would understand i wish i could take away her pain cause i love her even though she is insane and a bit annoying at times

Girl1:is that eva kim-potts
Girl2: omg it is. I'm so jelous of her looks and how everyone loves her
Girl3:i heard she is a spoiled brat and is super dramatic
Girl1: shut up how could you ever say that you're lycky she is breathing the same air as you!
Girl2:yeah plus you don't know what her life is like
Me: who are you guys talking about?
Girls 1 & 2: eva kim-potts
Me: thats my bestie better not be talking bad about her i'll hunt you down and kill you if you are

Girl1:we're not...wait dis you just say you're her bestie?
Me:yeah?
Girl1: you're so lucky

Girl2: i'm so jelly
Me: i am lucky

by Potterpistole August 1, 2019