Beautiful from the inside out. Hilarious. Most often brown-eyed and the owner of extremely long hair. Often times too trusting. Has had her heart broken too many times, and just wants someone to love her for who she is.
Brad: Who's that gorgeous girl over there?
Mitch: Oh, that's Caitlin Jordan. Back off man, she's been hurt a lot. You don't stand a chance.
Brad: I just feel like I want to make her happy.
Mitch: Oh, that's Caitlin Jordan. Back off man, she's been hurt a lot. You don't stand a chance.
Brad: I just feel like I want to make her happy.
by Caitlin Jordan, Duh. July 31, 2011
Get the Caitlin Jordanmug. The most GOATED NBA player of all time no cap. Better than LeBron sorry. Lebron second after Jordan. Respect the GOAT!!!
by Curry King 123 March 9, 2021
Get the Michael Jordanmug. bootleg ass Jordan’s that are NOT retros I repeat NOT retros that are usually worn by niggas named Manasseh,Alex,Randy,Steve,John,Tyler,Joe
by Real_Definitions July 18, 2019
Get the Team Jordan’smug. Canadian psychologist famous for his opposition to compelled speech, and for urging people to take accountability and action for their life rather than blaming others for their circumstances.
Blue haired teen: “is that Jordan Peterson? He is problematic because he doesn’t say things I like”
Everyone else: “you smell like funyuns, leave the lobsterlord alone”
Everyone else: “you smell like funyuns, leave the lobsterlord alone”
by Borgar hoarder December 10, 2022
Get the Jordan Petersonmug. Miami fan " OMG lebron is the greatest ever!!"
Everyone else who watches basketball " No, just stfu, Michael Jordan is the greatest ever
Everyone else who watches basketball " No, just stfu, Michael Jordan is the greatest ever
by FP123 April 26, 2011
Get the Michael Jordanmug. A creep. An Extremist nut, One man Klan Jereb, Tallahassee's most notorious racist. Gets on the news for his hate speech regularly. Runs around apalachee parkway waving weird bizarro Republic Of Florida flags wearing tactical gear and helmet threatening people. Tried to instigate fights outside waffle house and got arrested for trying to extort rick Scott's staffers. Teaches people to blame all their problems on Jews.
by Bigboi68 June 7, 2017
Get the jordan jerebmug. by jordan 55555555 November 20, 2009
Get the Jordan Hayballmug.