angry jerry

When a older age man with a saggy squabble hops on top of his pony amd performs highly. Upon his unmounting of his fair maiden he gives a great big fart that burns his asshole making him red hot with anger.

Your grandfather perfomed an angry jerry last night

by AbcdefgGETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME March 5, 2017

Jerry slip

In psychoanalysis, a jerry slip is an off branch of the Freudian slip, and refers to the miscalculation of a physical action that occurs due to the calling of nature.

"Did you hear about that one year 8 boy who took a dump off the high ropes at camp?"
"Yeah, call that a Jerry slip."

by not responsible for Jerry slip June 22, 2022

jerry

Someone obviously new to or bad at winter sports, specifically skiing

You see that guy hit a tree! What a jerry.

by Jerrybeliever May 10, 2018

Jerry

Jerry is the guy who is either really quiet or kinda loud. He is either an introvert or an extrovert. He will usually be intelligent, just not in school. He is either your best friend, or the one guy you have never heard of. Regardless of how he presents himself, he is never a mean guy, just chooses who he wants to be nice to. There is always something about Jerry that makes him different than everyone else, good or bad. He might have a cool birthmark that makes him look tough, or have five extra teeth. Next time you encounter a Jerry, strike up a convo with him. You may not be disappointed

Billy: Dude, Jerry has got to be the coolest guy I know

Bobby: Jerry? who the fuck is Jerry?

by Flaym March 26, 2020

jerry seinfeld

1) A very unfunny stand up comedian.

2) A pedophile, 17-38, all that has to be said.

Joe: you hear about Jerry Seinfeld age gap?

Sam: I'm like hey whats up hello!

Jerry Seinfeld is a pedophile and diddy disciple

by joe mama lol March 3, 2025

Jerry Is Rizzing

When jerry is alone with a girl and is absolutely bagging the girl across from him in a library.

Jerry Is Rizzing

by The Rizzly Bearadfad January 23, 2024

Jerry

A person who is dead inside, a mindless zombie, a person who has no ambition in life, a person who has nothing going on in their life besides working at a dead end job, no friends, bad relationships with women, and lives a simple routine life that cannot be broken.

Jerry is a 30-year old man who works at a dead end job of a cashier in a grocery story. Jerry lives the same life, over and over again because he has no ambition to improve or do better in life. Jerry always dates women who use him for money and free housing.

by BigOldExhaustedDummy September 21, 2025