Jeff Bozos

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Noun / Roast

A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities in either online, or in business/social circles:

- Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).

- Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).

- Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.

- Markets himself as a CEO, founder, or visionary but can't even understand the technical aspects of the business, much less justify the model.

Synonyms: Budget Bezos, Clown Mogul, Fake Flex CEO.

“Bro I have an idea that could change the world. You do the coding, I’ll handle the business side.”
“Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos.”

by irobuang August 30, 2025

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Jeff The Killer

If your partner likes Jeff the Killer, they’re probably a poser, e-boy loser who will never come visit you (if you are long distance) no matter how much you cared he’ll always be a cheating loser obsessed with a creepypasta

“God he’s such a Jeff the Killer”
“Wdym??”
“He’s probably cheating on you with someone named Nina”

by RandyWarren September 11, 2025

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Jeff

Slightly soft, likes gardening and canning cucumbers, making salsa, being in weddings, probably had a colostomy at one point, and has definitely been to jail.

“That’s some great salsa, what a Jeff”

by Peppayourface September 30, 2025

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