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And being very rough in bed. Jeff is very handsome and sexy. He is also known for how well he treats women, and how he treats the men on his bad side (death). So girls if u get a chance to get a Jeff in the bag don’t let him slip out of your grasp!
Jeff slammer my pussy so hard last night that I came 6 times, my eyes rolled permanently in the back of my head and I can’t walk anymore. He got me pregnant, it’s my fault tho. It felt so good as he was Pulling out I wrapped my legs around his waist and screamed( cum all up inside my guts). And he did- Reilly Reid
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Noun / Roast
A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities in either online, or in business/social circles:
- Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
- Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
- Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
- Markets himself as a CEO, founder, or visionary but can't even understand the technical aspects of the business, much less justify the model.
Synonyms: Budget Bezos, Clown Mogul, Fake Flex CEO.
Noun / Roast
A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities in either online, or in business/social circles:
- Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
- Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
- Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
- Markets himself as a CEO, founder, or visionary but can't even understand the technical aspects of the business, much less justify the model.
Synonyms: Budget Bezos, Clown Mogul, Fake Flex CEO.
“Bro I have an idea that could change the world. You do the coding, I’ll handle the business side.”
“Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos.”
“Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos.”
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