by Daber104 March 11, 2019
Get the Jake Tothmug. by Mad Drillaaaa 69 420 May 31, 2020
Get the Armed Jakesmug. The exact art born after successfully harvesting a deer, as coined by the legendary Hunter Jake.
Upon slugging a deer from what is likely 40 yards away, you must add an unbelievable amount of yards, like 300. So, you tell everyone it was about 350 yards away when you shot.
After you find your deer, you then take pictures and tell all your buddies you slayed a monster buck, as if it were the largest ever taken. You remove the head and put it in the bed of your pickup truck to show to all your buddies in the coming days.
Finally, and this is the most important step: you must don a new camoflauge hat with logos of equipment used in the hunt, such as Browning, Winchester, or Remington.
It is important to note that your story must be exaggerated more and more with each telling of the hunt and also that a new hat is required with every successful harvest of a monster 3 point buck.
Upon slugging a deer from what is likely 40 yards away, you must add an unbelievable amount of yards, like 300. So, you tell everyone it was about 350 yards away when you shot.
After you find your deer, you then take pictures and tell all your buddies you slayed a monster buck, as if it were the largest ever taken. You remove the head and put it in the bed of your pickup truck to show to all your buddies in the coming days.
Finally, and this is the most important step: you must don a new camoflauge hat with logos of equipment used in the hunt, such as Browning, Winchester, or Remington.
It is important to note that your story must be exaggerated more and more with each telling of the hunt and also that a new hat is required with every successful harvest of a monster 3 point buck.
Person 1: I just got a 13 point buck!
Person 2: Send a pic! Congrats dude!
Person 2: Dude, you're a regular ole Hunter Jake. That's like a 5 point.
Person 1: its legit. Just a bad camera on my phone.
Person 2: Send a pic! Congrats dude!
Person 2: Dude, you're a regular ole Hunter Jake. That's like a 5 point.
Person 1: its legit. Just a bad camera on my phone.
by BuckMaster January 4, 2013
Get the Hunter Jakemug. by Pussy Destroyer 69696969 December 4, 2019
Get the Jake Paulmug. a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.
everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.
by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019
Get the jake bransonmug. Jake is a very different type of person. he is very sneaky and tends to watch people when they don't expect it. he is very loyal to his friends. his smile warms up the room and everyone loves to spend time with Jake. he is very athletic and girls crawl all over him, on top of that he has a great body, its a perfect match!! he is very intelligent and smells amazing. its a myth that jake mcquades pee ginger ale!! usually found with ginger hair, and a sexy smile, jake mcquade is the person to be!
by aruther burfeild January 25, 2019
Get the jake mcquademug. The act in which one abruptly disappears from his or her group of friends to poop. Said poops may take anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour. At least ten minutes later, their disappearance is recognized. The group of friends usually has no idea where said friend went. Person usually returns silently and is not noticed for another 5 to 10 minutes. After being recognized, said person says they were pooping. So ending the mystery.
Where is Jake?
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.
Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.
Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit
by Deoweeni March 28, 2015
Get the Jake Shitmug.