Jesse

A guy who wants control over everyone and everything, especially the Super Logic Gamers.

He is in love with a boy named Jackzel.

He begs for fame and fortune although it never works out.

He secretly masterbates to KFC, Pizza Hut, and Geer of GameTroops.

Doesn't give a flying fuck about people.

Is a very gay faggot.

MegamanNG: Wow that guy is being quite the dickhead!

Masterlink40: He's such a Jesse...

by GreatGamezLPS May 28, 2013

jess

pirate

Argggg, Captain Jess!

by ASarnando September 2, 2019

Jess

A whore who is 13 at school and has already lost there virginity to a goon

Jess fucks Lewis

by Pokemon Go Kid November 19, 2018

Jess

Idk where to start, i don't know how her parents cope but jess is a weird very confusing entity. If the doctor were to diagnose her im legit sure the x-ray would show a demon. Idk what is the major malfunction with Jessica but she has spooked many people. At this points im lost for words on jess, but not all jess's are bad

Jess who's that

Wait you haven't heard of jess, lets keep it like that

Wait what why?

by By soviet Union December 12, 2019

Jess

Damn. She’s a potato. She may be short and cute but... she has fire. If you get on her bad side she will probably rip your throat out. HOWEVER, she is loyal. Be like Jess.

“Hey did you see that short girl”
“Yeah I heard she’s a Jess”
“Wow I would love to be a Jess”

by JunkosMom March 19, 2020

Jess

Jess is definitely a horse girl that doesn’t consider herself a horse girl, but an “equestrian.” Jess is fun to be around and alway has low-key crack head energy. Jess is unbelievably short but that doesn’t matter because they can find the best hiding spots. Jess can never have sleepovers or hang out cause they r at the barn and that’s more important than anything else. Jess is a non-stop talker so be careful. Never bring up horses cause she never stop talking even though she rarely does anyway. One more thing, Jess has brown hair and brown eyes and sometimes a low-key teachers pet.

Friend #1 “Hey is that Jess?”
Friends #2 “Ya she’s fun but trust me, whatever u do don’t bring up horses she’ll never stop talking!”
Friend #1 “Oh ya! I forgot 😬🤫! Thanks for reminding me!”

by Yourestruly June 2, 2020

compassionate jesse

A badass uncle Jesse who cares about the well being of his three nieces.

Wow Steph, he truly is a compassionate Jesse...look at how he helped me with my math homework.

by Don Everest April 3, 2005