A feeling of massive guilt or shame as if you murdered someone last night and forgot that you did it and the cops are coming to your house any minute.....But in reality all you did was spend $1,000 on a 3 day binder
Jay Fizz- "Hey Trav how you doing today, wanna go chase some tail at the mall?"
Trav- "No way man, I'm fighting off the anxiety bears bad right now, last night was black out city"
Trav- "No way man, I'm fighting off the anxiety bears bad right now, last night was black out city"
by The Gift1 October 10, 2009
Pseudonym for raccoon. Because raccoons are like miniature bears, and they are usually found going through trash.
1) Trash bears were in my back yard last night fighting with cats. 2) If you wear too much eye makeup, you'll look like a trash bear
by wanderr July 25, 2011
Taking a beer bottle cap, slightly bending it like a taco then position it in your hand between your thumb and pointer finger. Wait for an unsuspecting victim to walk by and without warning, pinch the cap the rest of the way closed on the victims nipple while screaming " Watch out for that Bear Trap!"
tittie twister
tittie twister
Sam: Why is Clint crying so hard?
Jerm2: I just got him with a knarly Bear Trap when he walked out of the bathroom
Sam: Looks crutial !
Jerm2: Yea it should stop bleeding soon, I hope...
Jerm2: I just got him with a knarly Bear Trap when he walked out of the bathroom
Sam: Looks crutial !
Jerm2: Yea it should stop bleeding soon, I hope...
by Jerm2 November 18, 2010
1) When having sex with a girl doggy style, the man lights a cigarette and puts it out on her back so it leaves a burn. Then right as he's about to cum, he'll jizz on the burn spot to cool down the burn.
2) When having sex missionary style the man lights a cigarette and sets her bush on fire with the cigarette, and then puts out the fire with his jizz.
In both cases after the burn/fire is put out you must say " Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires"
2) When having sex missionary style the man lights a cigarette and sets her bush on fire with the cigarette, and then puts out the fire with his jizz.
In both cases after the burn/fire is put out you must say " Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires"
by BryNSanity, Moogel April 28, 2010
First seen at the Edinburgh Festival and worn intrinsically for banter, one can become a Ninja Bear by wearing the correct eclectic attire. This encompasses a furry-eared hat and a ninja sword of any description. Further items are permitted, the usual being a pair of glasses.
The Ninja Bear is a smooth operator whose habits are far-reaching and far-fetched. These include drinking with abandon, reckless nights of debauchery and kissing fit people.
The Ninja Bear is a smooth operator whose habits are far-reaching and far-fetched. These include drinking with abandon, reckless nights of debauchery and kissing fit people.
The Ninja Bear was wasted last night, it was awesome. I pulled this fit girl and was thrown out of that watering hole for laying hands on a motherfucker, who was trying to ninja the hat.
by The Ninja Bear January 09, 2006
When one person shaves all their body hair onto another. Sometimes this can be a sexual activity where one or both partners get satisfaction from the act.
by Kim Mitten April 02, 2007
I large, usually homosexual male holding the ejaculant of another male inside there anal cavity for the ride home.
by CummieMaster August 12, 2009