jizz misting

When your boyfriend cums in your butt and lays between your legs and you fart.

"I busted in Tammy's butt and she started jizz misting on me shortly afterword whilst I waited Indian style between her legs."

by Vangina91 May 29, 2017

Marketing Jizz

Marketing Jizz is the informational spin (load) on a product that is ejaculated by a company and whole heartedly swallowed by the public (and sometimes the media) without doing one oz. of due-diligence.

BJ: The cell phone company I use, Verizattsprintt-mobile, says their new phone, The Motodroidamous Iphoney will never need charging because it uses a nuclear battery and my bill will never exceed the $9.95 per month as their advertisement states. I'm signing up now!!

Gnomeo: Fine, BJ. Go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing jizz and get your phone. I'll believe it when I see it.

by bmwgnome June 8, 2011

jeez jizz

semen that is unintentionally ejaculated onto one's belongings.

Boy got jeez jizz all over my action figures.

by hexvex May 27, 2008

jizz head

a boy or girl with bright/bleach blonde hair.

that paris hilton is a jizz head

by n00dzzzzzle September 28, 2008

Jizz Nugget

When you pass a kidney stone while ejaculating.

I just made a jizz nugget!

by Codwina November 14, 2009

jizz powder

The powdery white shit on the sheets in the morning

I woke up with jizz powder all over me

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

jizz pot

n. a young, hot and desirable female, so named because she is a pot into which jizz must be deposited with as much frequency as possible. Often, but not necessarily, a dirty slut. Can be abbreviated to J.P. or jp for covert use.

1. Damn, that girl is the biggest jizz pot.

2. Are there any jizz pots out and about today?

3. I really need to fuck a jizz pot.

by T-Chill March 8, 2012